drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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@5 days ago with 323692 notes

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

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"hiring entry level positions"

caterinasforzas:

stupendous-operatic-spectacle:

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Pretty much

And no benefits, part time only

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@1 week ago with 53679 notes
schmoyoho:

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product


i agree, stop the mummy discrimination

schmoyoho:

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

i agree, stop the mummy discrimination

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@6 days ago with 35104 notes
lipstickmata:

you’re hired

lipstickmata:

you’re hired

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courtaa:

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

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@6 days ago with 656462 notes

datkarkatass:

the-stars-descend:

the-stars-descend:

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

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